eeeh youre a unicorn and not an earth pony?
See I am totally an earth pony by heart, but unicorns are just so WONDERFUL AND PRETTY so I can’t resist for the visual aspect. If I lived in Ponyville, I’d be an unicorn with shitty as fuck magic and I’d just be groveling around the flowers and trying to have the ~connections to the earth~ and not managing that either because it’s not my talent by nature. So I’d be just a dumb pony who got her cutie mark for being so damn sunny all the time even if she had no skills or talent for anything. XD
Plus I need to have something phallic on me so I can put it in some cute pony butt, come on.













